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SPELEO TERRORIST Photos By Lynn Roebuck and Andy Porter NSS-26258LRFE |
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1) Osama Bin Robbins Well I see Lynn and Andy have pulled the Afghan rug out from under Osama Bin Robbins. He has been under observation for several years. This surveilance was enacted as a result of government agent, Don Hunter, revealing a photo of Bin Robbins minus facial hair. Andy you might want to see who is behind that beard......If you do choose to expose him please keep it above the belt line. As to Bin Robbins activities: He is usually seen with a digital camera taking pictures of classified objects relating to security. He associates with members of thr Bin Gaten family, who may either be relatives or offspring. These Bin Gaten people have been seen congregating around places such as Wolf River Cave and Hubbards Cave. His cover is the supposed involvement with the Southport Chronic Cavers .. He also has a clandestine and somewhat batty network affiliation with the Hubbardites. In the name of freedom I have recently pentrated this organization. This I successfully accomplished under the guise of being an incompetent surveyor. The membership requirements were easy for me: just had to fall frequently, lose one's pack, get everyone lost, and lock the TNC people in the cave without a key. It was extremely important to keep a low profile and stay below the radar scan of Osama Bin Robbins' righthand man, the notorious Dr. Bin Beaner. The forces of freedom are on the move.....the liberation movement is gaining strength........and Bin Robbins will have to shave that beard. Rumor has it that Osama Bin Robbins is fleeing toward 22 virgin caves in the Hubbards area. He is being pursued by the All American GI Joe .....alias.....The Honorable Joe Douglas and the FBI (Four Bubba Interrogators). Meanwhile, Dr Bin Beaner, is at home under the watchful eye of the newly liberated Lynn Bin Gaten. Respectably Yours Yousa Bin Haden Bill & Chris Walter |
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